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About Me Member Deviously Deviant 8------bigcocknballsUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 7 Months
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I'm just your average all around good guy. Some say that I have an advanced taste for the finer things in life.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Pamela Andersons bra
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: XXXXXXXXXL in the crotchal region
  • Print preference: Anything with nudity
  • Interests: Long walks on the beach, being a douche
  • Favourite movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and 2 girls one cup
  • Favourite genre of music: Whatever gives me a headache
  • Favourite style of art: Anthropomorphic gay porn
  • Operating System: DOS
  • Skin of choice: Ebony
  • Personal Quote: To be seen is to be seen

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:iconjazzpirate:
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are KICK-ASS.

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Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has a bad ass motivator! look!
:icon8------bigcocknballs:
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.

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If I could blog with my wiener , I might get arrested for criminal intent.
:iconcyclonez:
What advice would you give to a beginning porn star?

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...between the sheets.
:icon8------bigcocknballs:
Hire a good donkey fluffer, I can't stress this enough. That, and do heinous amount of crack.

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If I could blog with my wiener , I might get arrested for criminal intent.
:iconcyclonez:
Thank you, Mr. Jeremy! I know know how to make it big in the porn world.

Now, if I could only make my penis a tiny bit bigger.

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...between the sheets.
:icon8------bigcocknballs:
Oh also don't be afraid of using a stunt cock. Just make sure that thing is pumping gallons of man pudding.

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If I could blog with my wiener , I might get arrested for criminal intent.
:icon8------bigcocknballs:
Shop-vac.

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If I could blog with my wiener , I might get arrested for criminal intent.
:iconmanic-cure:
I loved you in sir cumalot! :#1:

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No Logo. No Brand. Pure Concept.
:icondbestarchitect:
Nice webcam.

Weird name.

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:la: Guns don't kill people. BULLETS KILL PEOPLE! :dummy:

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